Tiramisu à la Earl

nightvaliandragon:

You will need:

  • A carafe of pre-made coffee
  • 6 eggs  separated into whites and yolks, with organs, teeth, and other debris removed
  • Salt
  • 2 tablespoons of cocoa,
  • 1/3 cup of sugar
  • 2 cups of Marscapone (the fish)
  • A package of gluten-free ladyfinger cookies
  • Two ounces of dark rum,
  • Chef Mason’s special culinary touch – 1/2 cups of ground nutmeg.

you-black-eyed-skank:

The fact that Night Vale graduation parties consist of drinking orange milk and making dirty moon jokes makes me intensely happy

Hell is
loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone. —(via mix3df33lings)

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

phaninatardis:

I swear there would be a bigger shit storm if Dan were to change his twitter icon than if phan came out

gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 

bestdad2013:

asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians

Sorry I’m having a night vale moment

Somebody hug Cecil Palmer. —the entirety of the Night Vale fandom at some point during ep. 56 (via radoncany0n)
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