pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

genies:

At church I accidentally pressed the play button on my phone and judas by lady gaga blasted. I’ve never gotten so many death stares at once

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

phanniballecter:

babe

chibird:

No matter what mistakes you make or bumps in the road you come across, you are not a failure. Don’t forget that. >v<

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